They are straight questions with straight answers (supplied tomorrow, I haven't read them myself yet).
No prizes, so no googlecheating please.
1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear insi de the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.
7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?
8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'
Friday Update: The Answers:
1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends . . Boxing
2. North American landmark constantly moving backward . Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)
3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons . . Asparagus and rhubarb.
4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside . .Strawberry.
5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. (The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.)
6. Three English words beginning with dw . Dwarf, dwell and dwindle .
7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar .Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh Lettuce.
9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S' Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
Well done everyone, esp jmb!
Thanks again, 45govt.
Run for your lives… the ANTS ARE COMING!
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21 comments:
I got sacked today from Asda. I was working in the booze section. A young couple from pakistan came over to me and asked could I recommend a good port. Yes I replied, Dover now fuck off!
Is that your final answer to the pear in a bottle question, then?
1. Boxing.
3. Asparagus is one. Is rhubarb a vegetable?
4 strawberries?
5. they put the bottle over the tiny pear while on the tree.
6. dwarf and dwell
7. yes
8 lettuce
9.sandals,sox,sneakers,skis,shoes, stockings
A quick off the top of the head go. As you can see I did not google the answers.
jmb, pretty good there I think. - My guesses so far are:
1 - I am clueless so far, though reckon you're right.
2 - not saying, but suspect I'm right. Rather lateral (and noisy!) this one.
3 - artichoke. Asparagus and rhubarb work, though all ours died last year for some reason.
4 - my guess too, though I read somewhere a strawb is not a fruit.
5 - my guess too
6 - mine, plus I got dwindle and possibly dweomer (magic) too.
7 - I named 7 quite easily, then struggled. 14? Hmmm.
8 - my guess too.
9 - Plus slippers. I didn't get stockings, being a bloke 'n all that. Didn't get skis, either.
All will be revealed tomorow. The excitement is barely containable here at Tuscan towers. Or possibly not.
2. Niagra Falls (constant erosion)
To be honest, I've never thought that blogging had anything to do with exercising the grey matter before.
I'm off to watch Cash in the Attic.
1 - Being PM of a Labour Govt
2 - Oprah Winfrey
3 - Hazel Blears and Geoff Hoon
4 - [Answer deleted on grounds of taste - but it involved Julian Clary]
5 - Dr Who put it there. With that screwdriver thingy. Billie Piper was probably involved also.
6 - Andrea Dworkin and another random Dworkin
7 - No
8 - Hazel Blears again
9 - Red Slippers, Blue Slippers, Green Slippers, Orange Slippers, Black slippers and Slippers with a zip up them like my dad wears.
banana ? (#8)
Lakes - no comment!
rex - one tries to leaven the posts about Gordon Brown, and Tuscan Totty with something a bit uplifting.
Fleet - you are wasted as a fashionista!
Nick - does the Drew household not have as massive a store of dried banana in chocolate as the Tuscan one does, then?!?!
What with rex and jmb turning up, we only need mutley to make an appearance for the full pack.
What was the question?
#3 Isn't there an everlasting onion, it just keeps reproducing smaller ones, rather like shallots?
#6 Dwile flonking
http://www.bbc.co.uk/suffolk/going_out/pubs/2003/09/dwile_flonking/introduction.shtml
In haste - just to keep to the rules...
Vincent - are you fromm Frinton, as the surname would suggest? If so, how's the chippy getting along there?
scrobs - 3: no idea. 6: a fine sport, will the national squad be ready for Beijing, though?
JMB is the spitting image of my Westie (as in the one who was fed my lunch when Dr Lakelander didn't find my Belfast car park post funny.)
You cannot trust Westies when there's an extra helping to be had...
Lake "You cannot trust Westies.."
Bit like Japanese Akitas then, are they?
Oh no I'm not TT - you wouldn't believe the view around here from my desk on a warm summer day. Would suit an.. er.. connoisseur like yourself, particularly when things have to be retrieved from low cupboards... ahem...
I think that Westies are harder!
Alas TT, the chippy is now a gay bar called The Pink Olive.
"Welsh onion (Allium fistulosum)
Grow some Welsh onions and you need never be without an onion. This non-bulbous perennial, the so-called everlasting onion, keeps on increasing. So long as the whole clump isn’t gathered, the few remaining onions will continue to produce more stems. Each clump looks something like a bunch of spring onions about 12 ins in height.
".
I never realised that 'fisting' was an onion not a sport, also, possible for Beijing if the smog clears...
No 7:
comma
full stop
colon
semicolon
question mark
exclamation mark
open quotation mark
close quotation mark
dash
hyphen
apostrophe
forward slash
backward slash
ending dots...
? Capital letters
? italics
? underlining
fleet, you being in charge of that sort of thing 'n all, I imagine all office cupboards to be a statutory 4 inches from the floor. Fnar fnar.
ff - ah, the Pink Olive, famed far and wide for its signature saveloy and pickled eggs in a basket.
Scrobs - there will be an outbreak of welsh fists in the Tuscan soil next year, thanks for the tip.
contrib - check with the posted answers, looks good to me though.
lettuce is added to soups by the lentil lovers, so on that score watercress would be included... lettuce is only bloody garnish not a vegetable, surely no one actually eats the stuff ?
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